There may be a name change on the horizon for me… I feel as though I’ve outgrown this, and need a fresh start. But I’m freaking out about it a bit lol… So we’ll see!
“You work in an oil plant and you’re worried about an egg pan? You handle polymer, which looks like a big load, I’m pretty sure you can handle an egg pan.” -Adams response when I told him I love our job because they make us eggs for breakfast, and I don’t have to clean a nasty egg pan. Haha.
Working with all boys...
I hear more farts, burps, and disgusting jokes in a day than I care to recall… But I wouldn’t change it for the world.
8 weeks ago yesterday I was at my all time highest weight… It seems ridiculous to say this, because I’ve had this “weightloss blog” for over 2 years now. I could make a million excuses as to why this happened, school, work, stress… Blah blah blah. But the truth is, those things will always exist in my life. They always have. There’s always been a reason to...
In a world where all we want is only what we want until it’s ours…
It's always great when...
You’re running way late… And the plane with all your coworkers on it is even later haha. Woo!
“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying,” but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the...
I am a pork chop.
There’s nothing funnier than one of your co-workers speaking French and getting your Chinese mentor to repeat it. I’m literally laughing so hard, I’m crying.
Boys are so gross...
Is burping everytime they walk past my office some kind of mating call or something? Sometimes I wonder why I decided to work in a profession that is 99% dirty, stinky boys! Lol.
WTF Moment of the Day:
Finding out your ex has become a Jehovah’s Witness.
I guess I just assume everyone in the world knows what that means… When I work, it’s 300kms from home, up in the oil field. I work 7 twelve hour shifts, and then have 7 days off. So I stay in a hotel like place… Where they feed us, make our beds, clean up after us… And this is camp. I love it.
Shit my Chinese mentor says!
On loving yourself: “if I love myself, it means I am a homo for myself, because I am guy”
Anonymous asked: Cute BOSS too. ;)